Hi, Mr. Sneaker!

Sometimes, I wonder if maybe I picked the wrong profession, I mean, I could be a New Balance sneaker mascot...how fun! But then I thought about it for more than a nanosecond, and realized that maybe wearing a giant sneaker costume would be really annoying, and I would end up hating everyone, because they tried to hug me. His costume was awfully cute though, and was not scary like when you see Mickey walking around Times Square near the Disney Store. I mean, I could see why someone might want to hug him, if hugging a giant sneaker was not so weird.