I am a design pirate

My contact has been bothering me all day, and in trying to compensate for the blurry vision, my left eye now is twitching from severe eyestrain. And I am sitting at my desk unable to do anything. In an effort to help, my colleague who used to work on Accuvue and Medical Devices came up with this nifty work around patch, using an Accuvue rubber band and a paper napkin from lunch.